Monday, April 03, 2006

Rules for villains

My mind was wandering today, as it does often, and I remembered some rules I read a long ways back. It was from a RPG magazine for Call of Cthulu. I found it to be good advise to use in dealing with those pesky do-gooders.

1. Don't gloat.

2. Don't reveal your plans.

3. Don't leave the hero(s) to die a slow death (they don't).

4. If you gloat, reveal your plans, and leave the hero to die a slow death...Don't be surprised when they show up at the last minute and save the day.

5. They always show up at the last minute, so start a half hour early. They hate that.

Just a couple things to remember for your next world domination plot.

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