Lawyers, the word brings to mind most of the evil in the world (unfortunately I can't blame them for mimes). Frivolous lawsuits clog the U.S. legal system, put forward by greedy people and their ambulance chasing lawyers. Lets look at some.
Hooters sued for not hiring men as waitresses (it's named Hooters, not snakes)
Stripper sues customers for sexual harassment, claimed the men were leering at her. (actually have no comment for this one)
A man and his lawyer claim McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's and KFC jeopardized his health with their greasy, salty fare. (Hmmm...how about not buying fast food and having a salad)
A quadriplegic has sued a Florida strip club over allegations that he could not get his wheelchair into the club's lap-dancing room. (guess that could construe pursuit of happiness)
A woman suing Universal Studios contends the theme park operator´s annual Halloween Horror Nights haunted house attraction was too scary and caused her emotional distress. (It's a haunted house, what did you expect?)
These are just a few of the ocean of bogus law suits out there. My solution.... Have a national shoot a lawyer day.
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Sad world we live in...
I'll pass the ammunition...
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