BBQ Cornnuts before bed

Never again, through the fevered restless night I was plagued with probably the oddest dream I have ever had. To start it out I was at my grandparents house in Georgia, taking a shower. I hear a knock on the door, instead of grabbing a towel I grab 2 of the old big vinyl records and use them to "cover up". I open the door to the bathroom (I have no idea how the record stayed on), instead of leading into the house it lead into the yard. On the front yard with a full camera crew was Oprah who preceded to interview me about the Iraqi war and various other topics. I much prefer it when my weird dreams involve myself 2 beautiful famous women and a hot tub full of jello.